
From the Producers of The Dim Sum Dollies®, Broadway Beng® & The Divorce Party, comes this year’s most hilarious comedy dinner theatre, Choo’s Masquerade Party. Starring Sebastian Tan (“Broadway Beng®”) & Vernetta Lopez (“Under One Roof”). Written & Directed by Dim Sum Dolly, Selena Tan. Your Invitation Dear CHOO Friends, Family and Business Champions Barely a year ago, we came together to see my elder sister, Phoebe Choo, throw an unusually chaotic and strangely happy Divorce Party. Five-star fine dining alongside Divorce Bingo, Diva Karaoke, Maid of Dishonour Betrayal, Cosplay loser ex hubby, scandalous sexy strippers, fake para-para paramedics, ridiculously convenient reunion of Senior Citizen Lovers and a delectably delicious Dessert BUFFET! There was a lot to take in and we Choos want to thank you, from the bottom of our Choo’s Plastics’ hearts, for being there for us. This year, I am happy to announce that after last week’s unanimous AGM vote, I have emerged as the new CEO and I am ready to launch the newly minted - Choo’s NEW Plastique ! You have been invited to celebrate at our Choo’s Masquerade Party where each of you will receive a specially designed Masquerade mask by Andy Sim (yes! the Cos Player ex-brother in law!). GASP! What other intriguing revelations will there be? Secrets flyer-saucering across the buffet tables? Personal agendas thrown into the bewildering dessert bowls? It will be a Masquerade Party to remember, replete with our very own dramatic fashion runway. You will want your Front Row seats because this Devil wears Plastique. Come dressed up to your ‘silver and gold’ nines to indulge in The Capitol Kempinski Hotel Singapore’s 5 star decadent Buffet with live stations PLUS a dessert spread to lust after. Out of the flames of our stodgy old company, we will take flight and you will all bear witness to our rejuvenated and rising PHOENIX : CHOO’s New Plastique! See you there! Love Phillippa Choo
Choo’s New Plastique Stakeholders’ membership fees
$148 to $198
Thank you for placing your trust and your money with us. As an early adopter of Choo’s New Platiques, your privileges are aplenty, if not yet visible,. I know many of us who would have bought those dollar Apple stocks but who are now, unfortunately, eating humble apple pie instead.
#jokingnotjoking
Frequently Asked Questions
What can I expect at Choo’s Masquerade Party?
Kempinski Hotel has pulled out all the stops to host a Buffet High-long island -Tea Dinner together with an amazing dessert spread. You will also have a specially mixed Welcome drink (which can be alcoholic or non-alcoholic).
You may even decide to live it up by ordering more drinks from the bar (if you purchase add on drinks at the time of this booking, I will make sure you get a truly special discount). So, you just eat, drink, and be merry as you discover all the secrets the Choo Plastic family have to offer even as you hide behind your Choo’s New Plastique Masquerade Mask! (masks will be provided on arrival)
What should I wear?
Come decked to the nines in silver and/or gold or at least visible speckles of silver an/or gold. Yes! Gold teeth count.
What’s on the menu?
Don’t worry, the menu crafted by moi and the Chef’s team at the Capitol Kempinski Hotel is world class.
What if I have dietary restrictions?
Unfortunately, we are unable to accommodate individual dietary restrictions and allergens. The dinner will include dairy, seafood and gluten. Some of the dessert options will include nuts but I will ensure that warning signs are tsunami-visible. There will be vegetarian options.
Can I bring my own food in?
This is a 5 star hotel and seeing as how you cannot even bring your own food into say, Food Republic, NO outside food and drinks will be allowed at this party. Please leave your hip flasks and tupperware at home!
Is the food spicy?
The food is not all spicy but the gossip will be fiery and chilli padi red hot!
Is the food Halal-certified?
While the kitchen is not Halal Certified, there will not be any pork or lard in any of the dishes. Mdm Faizah, I got choo!
Will there be alcohol sold?
Of course, how could we not have a bar at the most extravagant party of the year? And since I know you are all lushes, please be ready to buy your own drinks when you RSVP here - there are massive discounts for early purchases. You know I am always thinking of Choo all!
How many seats are there per table?
Each table can seat up to 10 guests and if you really have to sit together, please gather your gang and let us know when you are making your booking here. I may even give you a discount on your table membership fees. You’re welcome.
Can I book specific seats?
Definitely possible, but you have to quickly choose your preferred seats when you RSVP your booking here ‘cos I simply can’t kick aunties and uncles off their seats even if I really wanted to…and I think you know, some of these aunties and uncles …. I really want to …
Is the venue wheelchair accessible?
If you need any special assistance, of course just let me know. You can contact me at [email protected]. I have a girlfriend there, Maya, and she is so sweet she says she will help me with all kinds of needy people…I mean people with needs.
Is there an age-restriction for this show?
Please ask your helpers to help look after your kids unless they are above 8 years old and won’t be playing Roblox or Minecraft right through dinner mumbling Italian brain rot. Yes, I know I am with it.
Is there a kids menu available?
One buffet fits all.
Can I take photos/videos during the show?
Yes, but no professional photography and videography devices are allowed, Choo Family handles all the images - there is an NDA in place. You may use your phones, but if any unflattering pictures go out of the Choos, we will see you in court. haha #jokingnotjoking
How do I get to the venue?
The ballroom is called the Atelier and it is on the 4th floor of the Capitol Kempinski Hotel Singapore. Enter via the main hotel lobby and take the elevator up to the reception area.
Is there parking available?
Yes, you may find parking at the Capitol’s visitor carpark, entry via Coleman Lane. The Capitol Singapore has three levels of underground parking for visitors at Basement 3, 5 and 6. Parking rates apply. What to do? In Singapore, the fine print of Terms and Conditions may be hard to see but are always present.
RSVP and issue of invitation tickets
You cannot attend Choo's Masquerade Party if:
Please arrive 10 mins early, if you are late: